By Melanie

My friend John takes a shower once a week,
the odor is so strong,
he cant even speak!!!

He says his girlfriend is his most special treasure,
he gives her used gum,
Oh what a pleasure!!!

When he doesn't have any money,
he asks his mother,
but she doesn't even bother!!!

When he's going on a date and he doesn't have a car,
He goes walking with his girl to the bar.
"Sweetheart can you pay?,
I used my money for my tooth decay"

John and his friend Shaun are always together,
a girl found them and said:
"Shaun I'll tell your girlfriend Heather!"

John is always rare and always unique,
he has a snot stain on his cheek.
He once hugged a beautiful girl,
but boy did he reek,
she almost hurled!.


John you are always special to me,
but you are not the person
I always wanted to be!
SoZ


(This is the third poem I make!!! And I'm really excited!!! Oh plz plz rate and comment!!! John I'm sorry!!!)

Submitted By venus

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