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Mathamatics

By Rhiannon

Shes teaching him arithmetic
She said it was her mission
She kissed him once she kissed him twice and said"now,thats addition"
And as she added smack by smack in silent satisfaction he sweetly gave the kisses back and said "Is that Subtraction?"
Then she kissed him and he kissed her without an explanation
And both together smiled and said "thats multiplication"
The mother appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision She kicked that girl three-blocks away and said "thats long division"

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