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I Didnt Do It !

By Destiny

I had a friend name sally she was always by my side, I could always tell her secrets and i never told her lies.

One time she broke my window and my dads antique guitar, she also broke out of the house one night and stole my brothers car!

My parents always blamed me, i told them "It wasn't me ! ", but they never ever listened , they said that they don't know who sally is and to give back my brothers key.

Sally really went wild over the next summer, she even egged her ex boyfriends brand new apple red Hummer !

She told me not to do my home work and that i should skip school, she also said that to smash the mayors head lights would be fun and I'd be cool!

The next day the police came and said what i had done was wrong ! I told them Sally told me to do it , "it was her idea ALL along ! "

They asked me where she lived and my mother leaned over to the officer as if she was a friend, she whispered " sally doesn't live here she's my daughters imaginary friend ."

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