Even though it is clear drugs are the best remedies for chronic toxemia and malnutrition, I am still leaning toward improving my diet and periodic detoxification. Perhaps there is something wrong with my head that has me thinking this way and I need some drug to fix my head. I heard crystal meth would totally rewire my brain, so I might give that a shot.

I heard that after age sixty five, I should add a new drug each birthday and I might then live to be one hundred and be fit as a fiddle. I'm not sure if I will be able to choose my own drugs or will need someone to choose them for me. Probably a combination will be best. I was a little concerned about possible side effects of a good drug regimen, but now I've learned there is a drug for every drug side effect.

If I go this route, I'm going to Canada first and become a citizen or whatever I must do because I am not made out of money. I'll need a lot of cheap or free drugs. Street drugs are looking better all the time, when you think about the costs. I'll probably have to do such combinations even as a Canadian to afford a long life. I'm not ready to begin my drug regimen yet so I flip through the TV channels during prime time every night to see what the hot sellers are and their side effects. I'm afraid to check the on-line pharmacy prices for my favorites and the drugs to treat their side effects. That could totally discourage me.

Maybe I'll get so lucky when Hillary is President, I won't have to go to Canada. Maybe I'll only have to pay for my street drugs. Maybe I'll get double lucky. Maybe Hillary will legalize the street drugs and they will be so cheap, I can do them all. Maybe this is just a dream of a perfect world and I'll have to live the rest of my life without drugs. No one said life was fair...