Dear Reader:

I won't be writing an article today. I thought that you would like to know.

I decided to put the article in letter format. Although Microsoft Word® asked if I would like help in writing this "letter,” I declined.

If I let Word® help me pretty soon it would take over all of my writing. I don't think I would like that.

If Word® were capable of writing, we authors would just type in a title and let Word® go at it. Let's say we wrote in a title Bill Gates' Children.

Oh! Word® just jumped in here so watch out. I'm fighting but Word® is taking over--.

Bill Gates' Children by Word®

"Bill Gates is one of the most influential people in the world. He is cofounder of the—"

Wow Word®!

You can't put that in this article. This article is for the Internet. It specifically says at http://www.woopidoo.com/biography/bill-gates.htm/ that you can not copy this for Internet Articles.

Can't you read?

Besides, you are just a copycat.

Get out of here!

"In his office on the Microsoft corporate campus in Redmond, Wash., Bill Gates took a few moments to reflect on the impact of the IBM PC. Here's the complete interview:--"

Stop Word®!

Now you are just copying http://www.usnews.com/usnews/biztech/gatesivu.htm/.

Scram!

"You are your own tour guide inside the Gates estate. Simply click on the active areas of the image or use the text links below to navigate."--

NO MORE!

You are just copying http://www.usnews.com/usnews/tech/billgate/gates.htm/.

I'm getting out of here.

You're driving me crazy.

Besides, I want to take a look at the pool room and the library.

What about the kids? I'm really trying here!

Scram Word®!

The End